A Tale of Two Bosses

I just realized the beauty of having your own blog is that you don't have to apologize for stepping over the PC line.

Most know my take on my current (soon to be ex!) Place of Employment, but what you don't know is that I really dislike the way we are commonly treated by our department management. I used to refer to them individually as Dubs (Flub a Dub) and Bird (She'll never leave the nest.) Nowadays, I know them only as a Skink.

Definition (per wikipedia): Scincidae, the largest of the lizard families. Often, their way of moving resembles that of snakes more than that of other lizards. They are generally carniverous. They are active foragers that move through their habitat looking for small animal prey.

Here is a two-headed skink (Google images) for your viewing pleasure. I like to think squatty arms on the left is the Bird.